Kermit Denies Rumors Of An Official New Girlfriend

September 4, 2015


Sheesh, Kermit the Frog has been really in the limelight lately due to his surprising and unexpected breakup with Miss Piggy. After rumors exploded all over the web that the most famous frog in Hollywood has a new girlfriend, a pig named Denise, he decided he should act on those rumors before they get out of hand.

In a statement posted on September 2nd on his Twitter account, Kermit denied having an official girlfriend at this time by stating his official relationship status, although he just can’t believe he has to do it again already.

The Frog said: “While I prefer to keep my personal life private, this is Hollywood, so who am I kidding? It is true that I am dating again. However, at this time no one woman – pig or otherwise – is my official ‘new girlfriend.’ We are simply close friends.”

The newest and biggest romantic Muppet drama since Kermit and his former love Miss Piggy hit it off decades ago went into the celeb ether just a couple of weeks before ABC’s premiere of the rebooted The Muppets sitcom, which will be a docu-series. It’s almost like it was planned… Nah, none of the Muppets would ever go so low.

The mentioned new pig in town, Denise, gained a pretty solid fan base pretty quickly thanks to her romance with the star of the show. Many of her followers now say that she’s a much better choice for Kermit than Miss Piggy, as she’s younger, prettier and not-so-insane. Miss Piggy, on the other hand, doesn’t like Denise one bit and she’s not afraid to show it. Everything comes to the light in the upcoming Muppets docu-series, as the beloved cast goes behind the scenes and lets the cameras follow them around during their daily lives.

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