It's raining outside. But in our hearts? Sunshine. Thanks to the fine people of the Funky Fresh Senior Choir, a group of elderly people who sing rap songs. You are about the hear the WHITEST rendering of Outkast's "Hey Ya" in the history of the Caucasian race. But whoever is on the organ should... (more...)

Former child star Henry Thomas is best known for playing Elliott, the human friend of the title character in E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial. The actor returns to a big screen role after an absence from meaty parts in Dear John for Screen Gems. The film is based on a Nicholas Sparks novel and... (more...)

Do you recognize these celebs as they appeared in the year 1984? Above: Robert Downey Jr., Anthony Michael Hall, David Lee Roth Diane Lane, Matt Lauer, Elton John & wife, Henry Rollins, Drew Barrymore & Ricky Schroder, Christie Brinkley, Cher & Val Kilmer. Related Smacks They’re... (more...)

Jack Black will star in Fox's latest edition of the classic travel tale Gulliver's Travels. Black will play free-spirited travel writer Lemuel Gulliver, who is on assignment in Bermuda and finds himself a giant trafficking in the world of tiny people on the hidden island of Lilliput. Shark Tale... (more...)

These days it's clearer than ever: loyalty and Hollywood go together like boxing gloves and telephones. Now that we in the Western World are eating fish skeletons out of the garbage like the Heathcliff of world powers, too poor to lavish celebrities with sufficient amounts of money and gifts, o... (more...)

To some of you the phrase ‘motorboat’ will be an education for you today in the video above. For the rest of you, you should get a good laugh watching these chicks trying to motorboat themselves. Watch out this holiday season. Motorboating is taking the nation over my storm.... (more...)

We're going to go out on a limb and say we think San Francisco's Mayor Gavin Newsom might be planning to run for something. Yeah, it was the exploratory committee that tipped us off...that and this video. We think Newsom and Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa can have a slut off to see who gets to be... (more...)

Ever wonder where Rahm Emanuel, abrasive, nine-fingered Chicago gangster and Barack Obama's new chief of staff, got his spiteful disposition? Probably from his father, a former Israeli terrorist, who said this when asked if his son would help strengthen the Obama administration's ties to Is... (more...)

Gary Oldman will star opposite Denzel Washington in the Warner Brothers/Alcon Entertainment film The Book of Eli, an action-thriller that takes place in post-apocalyptic America. Oldman will play Carnegie, the leader of a small makeshift town that lacks in supplies and law and order, among other... (more...)

Cam Giganet, who stars as hottie badvamp James in the new Twilight movie, is featured on the cover and in the pages of the new issue of Men’s Health magazine. Men’s Health, as some of you are well aware, tends to put only the hottest, most fit celebs on their covers (like David Beckham,... (more...)