Lance Armstorng's return to the 2009 Tour de France after 3 years of 'retirement' might get u-g-l-y! The seven time Tour winner revealed in a new interview that he's afraid for his safety out there on the course. Why???? He says, "There're some aggressive, angry emotions [in France]. If you believe... (more...)

Oh, you know, I had a typical Halloween costume: huge dick on my head with some Paris stains on it, Joker hanging from my hairy balls, squirrel in my pocket... on a bike. Pretty standard really. - CanonballJenkins Runners-up: We know it isn't Lance Armstrong because there are two balls. - loozer Des... (more...)